argh

I can't get my last post's text to format properly. Crap.

Dammit...

This is supposed to be the top entry on the blog, and it won't post as first. WTF is happening??

Figured it out

"Is my husband....[dun dun DUN]...GAY?!"

 OH NOES! Stephenson Billings, in a post on ChristWire, wrote about how insecure women can figure out if the man they married is gay. Although some women, regardless of their religious affiliation, may find this question ringing in their ears, for those who would actually frequent such a bass-ackwords, stereotype-driven nest of hate and nonsense, the possibility of finding out all too late that their husbands, who claim to share the same idiotic, fallacious religious ideals, is exorbitantly high.

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

That's what I started out writing on this post. Now, after looking at the source more closely (for the first time), I can sigh a breath of relief, realizing that this is probably the funniest website ever. Yes, I initially was completely taken-in by the seemingly hateful (read: just plain funny) "Is my husband gay?" article. I was further enraged by the headline "Mexican Illegals Cause American Salmonella Outbreak." But what ultimately convinced me that this is one of the most scintillating of all sites of satire was the triplethreat combination of "Warning! Black Music Infiltrates the Minds of Future Homemaking White Women," "Mexican Swine Flu Is Still A Zombie Threat, More Proof" and this:

Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats?

This is AWESOME.

Can I has a rape?

It's RAPING TIME! (thx to LittleKuribo for the awesome phrase)

Ok, moving beyond my amusement over animals fictitiously destroying each other in a physical/psychological/anal manner.........

In any case, you should know that this website is hilarious.

OH, and this one, too:

Hyperbole and a Half

Go look at it. NOW.

=)